A Curious Incident

Laughter is the best anti-depressant, but semen is also good.

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The dog is silent: he’s in a huff because we’ve stolen his style.

I’ve had an audience before, and usually it adds excitement, but I haven’t been watched with such profound disappointment since that day my mother came home early and stood shell-shocked in the living room doorway while I bounced on the…