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Nursery Crimes

I can only apologise

My cure when I have writer’s block on a tricky story is to distract myself with wine and penning humorous, gratuitous filth instead. I’m sober today, so I have no excuse for thinking last night’s scribblings might fit this week’s Wicked Wednesday theme of “breaking the rules.”

Humpty Dumpty bent over a wall
Jennifer Dumpty tickled his balls
All the king’s whores and all the

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Autistic author of psychological smut and philosophical filth. Usually found hiding behind a book.

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Marsha Adams

Marsha Adams

Autistic author of psychological smut and philosophical filth. Usually found hiding behind a book.

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