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Poor Reception

Even the best planned wedding can go awry

I usually keep my wife in the shed but I’ve had to hang this one out to air, because she smells strongly of urine.

She was curled up in the corner during the ceremony, and at first I thought she’d fainted with happiness. Then I noticed her eyes were wide open, and there was a puddle spreading out from under her.